Conservatives, Gosh!

Being conservative in America means one of two things:

1.  You are a white, wealthy, male actively seeking out your own self-interest.

2.  You are not a white, wealthy, male actively going against your own self-interest.

It's incredible to think that the majority falls under the second definition.

I know many of you probably know this already.  It just feels good to type it out.

Thanks.